(1965) Fifity Advertisements of the Year

“A different breed of cat.”
“A special appeal to depression babies…”
“An After Six dinner jacket…”
“An Irishman will try…”
“Big anti-pasto meeting tonight…”
“Come home, Tom”
“Crazy mixed-up fruit”
“Crêpe de Chine”
“Do you know why cars are new…”
“Do you still think 60-second Polacolor film…”
“Fat pants never won fair maid”
“Funny that fat people have fat dogs”
“He hates caviar, too!”
“He should have been a mother”
“How long will a Mack truck last?...”
“How to watch football”
“If hand made whiskey tastes better…”
“If they run out of Löwenbräu…order champagne”
“If you find a cigarette butt in an Avis car, complain…”
“It makes the commercials smaller”
“It’s not fake anything. It’s real Dynel”
“Jamaica”
“Men have hunted, fought, slept…”
“Mr. Lazzaro is in charge…”
“Nabisco chewza cookie game”
“Pâté costs more…”
“Princess Margaret…”
“Psssssst, Hoffritz has opened a Rockefeller Center store…”
“Round-the-Clock stockings. They fit.”
“Skinny chickens make thin soup…”
“Stop windshield washer plugging…”
“The blind are also color blind”
“The five great bar topics of ‘63”
 “Tsk, tsk.”
“Want to read a good book?”
“We don’t take off until everything is kosher”
“What are Charlie Kelly and Lou Stone doing…”
“What you should know before choosing a mover”
“When I heard there’s a campaign…”
“When your children stop asking questions…”
“Where else can you see the greatest show…”
“Which is the $2,800 Picasso?”
“Why do men who hate girdles…”
“Why generals have always had a tent of their own”
“Yell “help”…”
“You can spend a lifetime in the files…”
“You spend too much money on a carpet…”
“Your fly is open”
“You’re having a beer…”