(1967) Fifity Advertisements of the Year

100 Little Blunders
1903. The Gillette Razor Blade. 1965. The Gillette Razor Band.
8 cheap ways to shut the kids up when you’re driving.
$99.95 Why sweat?
After 209 ears of making fine vermouth\, Americans have come to know and love us for our ashtrays.
“Alligators are like women\,” a wise man said. “The best ones are soft\, supple and nonbelligerent.”
Can it really carry as much as we say? Ask the man who borrows one.
Come to where the flavor is. Come to Marlboro Country.
“Darling, tell me if there’s anyone here I know.”
“Esto es publicidad para Berlitz”
For four generations we’ve been making medicines as if people’s lives depended on it.
For the price of some station wagons and their optional extras, you can buy a VW Station Wagon and this optional extra.
Fresh-killed chicken.
Fundador 32 Star.
Highway Hypnosis
How to buy a pot.
If Avis is out of cars, we’ll get you one from our competition.
If you don’t come In Sunday don’t come in Monday.
In Pennsylvania\, a blind man drove with a seeing-eye boy on his lap.
Introducing a new disease: New York Lungs.
Isn’t it tough to tell a little kid, “I’m sorry, honey, I don’t know the answer to that.”
Isn’t that Elke Sommer behind those Foster Grants?
It does all the work\, but on Saturday night which one goes to the party?
It helps you see better.
It’s a dirty world.
It’s like opening a present.
Maybe the real you…is a blonde.
Mistakes we make. But we don’t label them Chiquita.
Mom, what’s a Uniroyal?
Old Volkswagen Station Wagons never die.
Read any good fertilizer bags lately?
Some people come to Soft Whiskey the hard way.
Some people think July and August are the only good months to visit Scandinavia.
The $100 Difference
The $75 Tire
The espresso machine. You already own one.
The great baggage race.
The most mistrusted man in America.
The Renault for people who swore they would never buy another one.
The Salton Hotray will keep meals hot before you serve them…
There’s this Irish town. Rosscarbery.
This is the diver of Acapulco…
This store has no right being in business.
Till death do us part.
Tomorrow morning when you get up\, take a nice deep breath. It’ll make you feel rotten.
We prepared a steak dinner for Henry Fonda and this kid ate it.
We’re back where we belong. Serving you…
Why, in this fast-moving world of ours, would anyone want to take the time for an ocean voyage to Europe?
You may not want to buy a new car after you read this.
You won’t find her hanging around just any old gin mill.