• “Don’t forget the Holly Sugar”
  • “Aunt Martha’s picture hung here 4 years. Where?”
  • “Got a lot to carry? Get a box”
  • “Who let the cat out of the box?”
  • “The best thing about Schrafft’s coffee ice cream”
  • “He had one weakness. A Chocolate-Covered Cherry Cordial”
  • “Who says a good newspaper has to be dull?”
  • “This girl is wearing a Formfit bra and a Rogers slip”
  • “Don’t miss the thrilling $100,000 Woodward Stakes”
  • “Avis is only No. 2 in rent a cars”
  • “This Memorial Day, 100 people will kill themselves honoring the dead”
  • “This picture came out of a Polaroid Land Camera in ten seconds”
  • “If this four-year-old can speak fluent Spanish, why can’t you?”
  • “A forty-nine cent Danish beer that claims to be better”
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