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  • “This television can screen out hate, guns and violence."
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  • "Besides your family doctor, this is perhaps the only man..."
  • "A free offer for people who have heartburn and a camera"
  • "The new color portable that won’t give you a hernia."
  • "Not every place in Israel is mentioned in the Bible."
  • "We've made a new shoe that's as comfortable as an old shoe."
  • "Your first stereo should be good enough to be your last”
  • "There’s no law that says you can't catch a bank robber before January 1970."
  • “We think the average parent should know as much about drugs..."
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