• "There's only so much a Jewish kid can learn..."
  • "You don't have to cook more than you'll serve."
  • "Can you see what's wrong with this tomato?"
  • "Half of her went to her mother..."
  • "Let them register, next thing you know..."
  • "You'll be out of shape before our suit will."
  • "If you have more than three people in your family..."
  • "It was the only thing to do after the mule died."
  • “He didn't get to be 230 years old with a bum ticker."
  • "If I could get my hands on my first grade teacher..."
  • "A little bottle of wine shouldn't make you feel like a fool."
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