• It helps you see better.
  • The great baggage race.
  • Read any good fertilizer bags lately?
  • “Esto es publicidad para Berlitz”
  • It’s like opening a present.
  • The most mistrusted man in America.
  • Till death do us part.
  • Old Volkswagen Station Wagons never die.
  • This is the diver of Acapulco…
  • Isn’t that Elke Sommer behind those Foster Grants?
  • We’re back where we belong. Serving you…
  • Maybe the real you…is a blonde.
  • This store has no right being in business.
  • How to buy a pot.
  • Introducing a new disease: New York Lungs.
  • The espresso machine. You already own one.
  • The Gillette Razor Blade. 1965. The Gillette Razor Band.
  • Come to where the flavor is. Come to Marlboro Country.
  • 8 cheap ways to shut the kids up when you’re driving.
  • “Darling, tell me if there’s anyone here I know.”
  • You may not want to buy a new car after you read this.
  • The Renault for people who swore they would never buy another one.
  • If you don’t come In Sunday don’t come in Monday.
  • The Salton Hotray will keep meals hot before you serve them…
  • Mistakes we make. But we don’t label them Chiquita.
  • Some people come to Soft Whiskey the hard way.
  • Some people think July and August are the only good months to visit Scandinavia.
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