• This store has no right being in business.
  • How to buy a pot.
  • Introducing a new disease: New York Lungs.
  • The espresso machine. You already own one.
  • The Gillette Razor Blade. 1965. The Gillette Razor Band.
  • Come to where the flavor is. Come to Marlboro Country.
  • 8 cheap ways to shut the kids up when you’re driving.
  • “Darling, tell me if there’s anyone here I know.”
  • You may not want to buy a new car after you read this.
  • The Renault for people who swore they would never buy another one.
  • If you don’t come In Sunday don’t come in Monday.
  • The Salton Hotray will keep meals hot before you serve them…
  • Mistakes we make. But we don’t label them Chiquita.
  • Some people come to Soft Whiskey the hard way.
  • Some people think July and August are the only good months to visit Scandinavia.
  • We prepared a steak dinner for Henry Fonda and this kid ate it.
  • You won’t find her hanging around just any old gin mill.
  • Isn’t it tough to tell a little kid, “I’m sorry, honey, I don’t know the answer to that.”
  • Can it really carry as much as we say? Ask the man who borrows one.
  • In Pennsylvania\, a blind man drove with a seeing-eye boy on his lap.
  • If Avis is out of cars, we’ll get you one from our competition.
  • It does all the work\, but on Saturday night which one goes to the party?
  • For four generations we’ve been making medicines as if people’s lives depended on it.
  • “Alligators are like women\,” a wise man said. “The best ones are soft\, supple and nonbelligerent.”
  • Tomorrow morning when you get up, take a nice deep breath. It’ll make you feel rotten.
  • After 209 ears of making fine vermouth, Americans have come to know and love us for our ashtrays.
  • Why, in this fast-moving world of ours, would anyone want to take the time for an ocean voyage to Europe?
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