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  • “How many of your children did you really want?"
  • "The problem with many slow learners..."
  • "An intriguing alternative to Europe this summer."
  • "How to get tipsy with taste and dignity.”
  • "With apologies to the American housewife,…”
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  • “How to beat the horses."
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