• “Do you still think 60-second Polacolor film…”
  • “Fat pants never won fair maid”
  • “Funny that fat people have fat dogs”
  • “He hates caviar, too!”
  • “He should have been a mother”
  • “How long will a Mack truck last?...”
  • “How to watch football”
  • “If hand made whiskey tastes better…”
  • “If they run out of Löwenbräu…order champagne”
  • “If you find a cigarette butt in an Avis car, complain…”
  • “It makes the commercials smaller”
  • “It’s not fake anything. It’s real Dynel”
  • “Jamaica”
  • “Men have hunted, fought, slept…”
  • “Mr. Lazzaro is in charge…”
  • “Nabisco chewza cookie game”
  • “Pâté costs more…”
  • “Princess Margaret…”
  • “Psssssst, Hoffritz has opened a Rockefeller Center store…”
  • “Round-the-Clock stockings. They fit.”
  • “Skinny chickens make thin soup…”
  • “Stop windshield washer plugging…”
  • “The blind are also color blind”
  • “The five great bar topics of ‘63”
  • “Want to read a good book?”
  • “We don’t take off until everything is kosher”
  • “What are Charlie Kelly and Lou Stone doing…”
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