• “Pâté costs more…”
  • “Princess Margaret…”
  • “Psssssst, Hoffritz has opened a Rockefeller Center store…”
  • “Round-the-Clock stockings. They fit.”
  • “Skinny chickens make thin soup…”
  • “Stop windshield washer plugging…”
  • “The blind are also color blind”
  • “The five great bar topics of ‘63”
  • “Want to read a good book?”
  • “We don’t take off until everything is kosher”
  • “What are Charlie Kelly and Lou Stone doing…”
  • “What you should know before choosing a mover”
  • “When I heard there’s a campaign…”
  • “When your children stop asking questions…”
  • “Where else can you see the greatest show…”
  • “Which is the $2,800 Picasso?”
  • “Why do men who hate girdles…”
  • “Why generals have always had a tent of their own”
  • “Yell “help”…”
  • “You can spend a lifetime in the files…”
  • “You spend too much money on a carpet…”
  • “You’re having a beer…”
  • “Your fly is open”
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