• Highway Hypnosis
  • How to buy a pot.
  • If Avis is out of cars, we’ll get you one from our competition.
  • If you don’t come In Sunday don’t come in Monday.
  • In Pennsylvania\, a blind man drove with a seeing-eye boy on his lap.
  • Introducing a new disease: New York Lungs.
  • Isn’t it tough to tell a little kid, “I’m sorry, honey, I don’t know the answer to that.”
  • Isn’t that Elke Sommer behind those Foster Grants?
  • It does all the work\, but on Saturday night which one goes to the party?
  • It helps you see better.
  • It’s a dirty world.
  • It’s like opening a present.
  • Maybe the real you…is a blonde.
  • Mistakes we make. But we don’t label them Chiquita.
  • Mom, what’s a Uniroyal?
  • Old Volkswagen Station Wagons never die.
  • Read any good fertilizer bags lately?
  • Some people come to Soft Whiskey the hard way.
  • Some people think July and August are the only good months to visit Scandinavia.
  • The $100 Difference
  • The $75 Tire
  • The espresso machine. You already own one.
  • The great baggage race.
  • The most mistrusted man in America.
  • The Renault for people who swore they would never buy another one.
  • The Salton Hotray will keep meals hot before you serve them…
  • There’s this Irish town. Rosscarbery.
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