• Maybe the real you…is a blonde.
  • Mistakes we make. But we don’t label them Chiquita.
  • Mom, what’s a Uniroyal?
  • Old Volkswagen Station Wagons never die.
  • Read any good fertilizer bags lately?
  • Some people come to Soft Whiskey the hard way.
  • Some people think July and August are the only good months to visit Scandinavia.
  • The $100 Difference
  • The $75 Tire
  • The espresso machine. You already own one.
  • The great baggage race.
  • The most mistrusted man in America.
  • The Renault for people who swore they would never buy another one.
  • The Salton Hotray will keep meals hot before you serve them…
  • There’s this Irish town. Rosscarbery.
  • This is the diver of Acapulco…
  • This store has no right being in business.
  • Till death do us part.
  • Tomorrow morning when you get up, take a nice deep breath. It’ll make you feel rotten.
  • We prepared a steak dinner for Henry Fonda and this kid ate it.
  • We’re back where we belong. Serving you…
  • Why, in this fast-moving world of ours, would anyone want to take the time for an ocean voyage to Europe?
  • You may not want to buy a new car after you read this.
  • You won’t find her hanging around just any old gin mill.
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