• “Alligators are like women\,” a wise man said. “The best ones are soft\, supple and nonbelligerent.”
  • “Darling, tell me if there’s anyone here I know.”
  • “Esto es publicidad para Berlitz”
  • $99.95 Why sweat?
  • 100 Little Blunders
  • The Gillette Razor Blade. 1965. The Gillette Razor Band.
  • 8 cheap ways to shut the kids up when you’re driving.
  • After 209 ears of making fine vermouth, Americans have come to know and love us for our ashtrays.
  • Can it really carry as much as we say? Ask the man who borrows one.
  • Come to where the flavor is. Come to Marlboro Country.
  • For four generations we’ve been making medicines as if people’s lives depended on it.
  • For the price of some station wagons and their optional extras, you can buy a VW Station Wagon and this optional extra.
  • Fresh-killed chicken.
  • Fundador 32 Star.
  • Highway Hypnosis
  • How to buy a pot.
  • If Avis is out of cars, we’ll get you one from our competition.
  • If you don’t come In Sunday don’t come in Monday.
  • In Pennsylvania\, a blind man drove with a seeing-eye boy on his lap.
  • Introducing a new disease: New York Lungs.
  • Isn’t it tough to tell a little kid, “I’m sorry, honey, I don’t know the answer to that.”
  • Isn’t that Elke Sommer behind those Foster Grants?
  • It does all the work\, but on Saturday night which one goes to the party?
  • It helps you see better.
  • It’s a dirty world.
  • It’s like opening a present.
  • Maybe the real you…is a blonde.
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