• "My idol, the pimp."
  • "Not every place in Israel is mentioned in the Bible."
  • "Some toys hate war."
  • "The bank that wouldn't lend this man $2,000..."
  • "The high cost of being a hemophiliac.”
  • "The new color portable that won’t give you a hernia."
  • "The painting that made a marriage legal"
  • "The problem with many slow learners..."
  • "The roads of America are strewn with broken promises."
  • "There's only one way to lose weight."
  • "There’s no law that says you can't catch a bank robber before January 1970."
  • "Things are tough all over."
  • "This is what the competition will be wearing this summer."
  • "We've made a new shoe that's as comfortable as an old shoe."
  • "Who's downstairs ringing your bell?"
  • "Why our handbags are always expensive and always red."
  • "With apologies to the American housewife,…”
  • "You can't really appreciate a Volvo 164 until..."
  • "You know why she's wearing the sweatshirt,..."
  • "Your first stereo should be good enough to be your last”
  • “Are you afraid to take your car...”
  • “Do you arrive with less car than you started with?”
  • “How many of your children did you really want?"
  • “How to beat the horses."
  • “In Germany, with all these other great cars around...."
  • “Introducing non-violent shaving."
  • “Is nothing sacred?''
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