• "Race Track"
  • "Ice Bag"
  • You may not want to buy a new car after you read this.
  • "Two by Two"
  • "Miss Miller"
  • All airlines charge you the same.
  • "We Know What You Think"
  • "Chances are you choose an airline exactly wrong.”
  • “My First Beer"
  • "Five Easy Places"
  • We Give You Fresh Vegetables Instead of Canned Music, poster
  • You Can’t Get all These Things in any Other Sunday Paper, poster
  • At Midnight on September 13th Horn & Hardart’s Fresh Pumpkins Will Start Turning into Pies, poster
  • Some people think July and August are the only good months to visit Scandinavia.
  • Tomorrow morning when you get up, take a nice deep breath.  It’ll make you feel rotten.
  • Hertz Has a Competitor Who Says He’s Only No. 2.  That’s Hard to Argue With, poster
  • After 209 ears of making fine vermouth, Americans have come to know and love us for our ashtrays.