• "It doesn't take brains..."
  • The Quintessa Collection brochure
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  • "A bar of dry skin, 19 cents."
  • “How to make your wife come on like a stranger."
  • "My wife ran away with my best friend, and I miss him."
  • "I don't have anything against Negroes. I think every man should own one."