• "Newton's Law"
  • Inside each shirt you'll find . . .
  • "Since you're showing a little less leg..."
  • "Most guys would rather see more of you..."
  • "Wally Cox“
  • "In England, it's so dreary outside ..."
  • "Women: Stand up for your right..."
  • "Royal Doulton, The China of Stoke-on-Trent,..."
  • "Great Oculo"
  • "Why our handbags are always expensive and always red."
  • "Lady and the Tiger"
  • "We've made a new shoe that's as comfortable as an old shoe."