• "See Susan"
  • "Americans"
  • “It’s about time we learned…”
  • Blackboard Jungle
  • Don’t Trust Your Oven!
  • "The problem with many slow learners..."
  • "A kid can look retarded, act retarded, and...”
  • "Attack of Car-Dog"
  • Christmas Card
  • “Which is the $2,800 Picasso?”
  • Mary Ann Larkin, stationery
  • “Who says a good newspaper has to be dull?”
  • “This was the beginning of office copying. This is the end.”
  • “This Memorial Day, 100 people will kill themselves honoring the dead”
  • “We asked William B. Williams of WNEW Radio what he thought of rock ‘n’ roll”