• "Who's downstairs ringing your bell?"
  • "My idol, the pimp."
  • "Things are tough all over."
  • "There's only one way to lose weight."
  • "You know why she's wearing the sweatshirt,..."
  • “How many of your children did you really want?"
  • "The problem with many slow learners..."
  • "An intriguing alternative to Europe this summer."
  • "How to get tipsy with taste and dignity.”
  • "With apologies to the American housewife,…”
  • "Be the other woman in your man's life"
  • "It takes this many men to inspect.."
  • "The bank that wouldn't lend this man $2,000..."
  • "In Honduras, gasoline costs 52 cents a gallon."
  • "You can't really appreciate a Volvo 164 until..."
  • “How to beat the horses."
  • "A kid can look retarded, act retarded, and...”
  • "Dear American Tourister: You'll never believe this one."
  • "Is the economy trying to tell you something?"
  • "It can run the mile in 5 cents flat."
  • "A new vacation where the dollar isn't all mighty,..."
  • “Are you afraid to take your car...”
  • “In Germany, with all these other great cars around...."
  • "This is what the competition will be wearing this summer."
  • "The high cost of being a hemophiliac.”
  • "It does 60 to 0 in 4 seconds flat”
  • "It's a shame so many people have seen San Juan..”
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