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  • “How to beat the horses."
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  • "Dear American Tourister: You'll never believe this one."
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  • "It can run the mile in 5 cents flat."
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  • “Are you afraid to take your car...”
  • “In Germany, with all these other great cars around...."
  • "This is what the competition will be wearing this summer."
  • "The high cost of being a hemophiliac.”
  • "It does 60 to 0 in 4 seconds flat”
  • "It's a shame so many people have seen San Juan..”
  • "The painting that made a marriage legal"
  • "The roads of America are strewn with broken promises."
  • "Why our handbags are always expensive and always red."
  • “This television can screen out hate, guns and violence."
  • “Do you arrive with less car than you started with?”
  • "Besides your family doctor, this is perhaps the only man..."
  • "A free offer for people who have heartburn and a camera"
  • "The new color portable that won’t give you a hernia."
  • "Not every place in Israel is mentioned in the Bible."
  • "We've made a new shoe that's as comfortable as an old shoe."
  • "Your first stereo should be good enough to be your last”
  • "There’s no law that says you can't catch a bank robber before January 1970."
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